Naughty Poems for Teenagers

This was sent to me by my young friend Aanchal who lives in New Delhi, India. It's a chain letter. Ohhhh ..... those wacky kids. The best part is at the end where it promises the recipient/sender what they'll get if they pass it on; after reading through it, it seems the best choice would be NOT to send it on to anyone else:

*the best NaUgHtY PoEmS fr teenagers!*

POEM # 1
I like your style
I like your class

but most of all i like your ass

POEM # 2
Im a cool girl, in a cool town

it takes a real mother fucker to put me down

POEM # 3
Kissing is a habit
Fucking is a game
Guys get all the pleasure
Girls get all the pain

The guy says i love you
You believe its true
But when your tummy starts to swell,
He says 'to hell with you'
10 minutes of pleasure

9 months in pain
3 days in hospital
A baby without a name
The baby is a bastard
The mother is a whore
This never wouldn't have happened
If the rubber wouldn't have torn

POEM # 4
Guys are like roses,
Watch out for the pricks.

POEM # 5
Smoke a smoke
Not a butt
Fuck a virgin

Not a slut.

POEM # 6
Sex is bad
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven

So stick it in.

POEM # 7
Holy mother, full of grace

Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face
Bless his hair that tends to curl

Keep him safe from all the girls
Bless his arms that are so strong
Keep his hands where they belong
Bless his dick, the one i sucked
Bless the bed, in which we fucked
And if my Mom happened to walk in

Bless the shit I'd be in.

POEM # 8
Sex is when a guys communication
enters a girls information
to increase the population
for a younger generation
do you get the information...

or do you need a demonstration

POEM # 9
Men are like public toilets

They are either engaged or full of shit!

POEM # 10
If guys had they periods
They would compare the size of their tampons!

POEM # 11
Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause...

Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with MEN!

POEM # 12
Roses are red,
Violets are corny,
When I think of you

Ohh baby I get horny,
Eat me,
Beat me,
Bite me,
Blow me,
Suck me,
Fuck me,
Very slowly,

if you kiss me,
dont be sassy,

Use your tongue and make it nasty!!!!

Poem #13
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue...

I'm In Love But Not With You...
When We Broke Up You Thought I Cried
But All It Was...

Was Another Guy,
You Told Your Friends That I Was A Trick,
I Told Mine That You Had A Weak Dick...

I Said I Loved You
And You Thought It Was True,
But Guess What Baby?!

You Got Played Too!!

Poem #14
Guys are like parking spots...
the good ones are always taken...
and the ones that are available,

are either handicapped or too far away!! *Darny*

Send this to...
0 - You will lose the person that your with.
1-5 -someone u like will ask u out
6-10 - u and ur crush will get closer
11 or more - u and your crush will be together 4 a long time

Buh BYeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee